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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan on December... Read the full masterpiece ...

FITCHBURG, Mass. — Long-standing rock club Vito’s is being lambasted by its clientele after installing doors on its restroom stalls,… ...

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Legendary filmmaker John Carpenter has announced that his long-dormant “Live Laugh Love” trilogy will finally see completion at Amazon Studios, and we can’t wait to “OBEY” his invitation for a movie ...

Cornell University announced they would’ve had more flexibility in taking disciplinary action against seven alleged rapists if they were... Read the full masterpiece ...

After being kicked out of the best psychedelic rock band of all time (Hawkwind, not Pink Floyd you posers) for doing the wrong type of drugs, Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister ended up forming a band to provide ...